Facepunch Collaborative CD

by Facepunch Collaborative

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released January 28, 2011

I know this is cliché, but thanks to all the great artists who were involved in this, the CD wouldn't be here if it werent for you.

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Track Name: Pepin - Oven Mitts
My baby's in the kitchen
And she making meaty pie.
It's smelling so delicious
That its giving me a high

She asks me for assistance
In getting out the food
It's hot inside the oven
But I don't need no tool

She asks me what I'm doing
Says it's hotter than it seems
Then she offers me protection
And I turn to her and scream

Real men don't use oven mitts
They're like a glove, but they never fit
They're always to big or always to small
Real men should never use them at all.

Oven mitts are from the pits of Hell
God cast them down and with Satan they fell.
But he couldn't stand them and they got in a brawl
So he sent them to Earth, and now they hang on my wall

Oven mitts, oven mitts, oven mitts, UH-VIN MITTS. (x2)

Real men don't use oven mitts
They're like a glove, but they never fit
They're always to big or always to small
Real men should never use them at all.

-Guitar Solo-

Oven mitts, oven mitts, oven mitts, UH-VIN MITTS. (x2)

Real men don't use oven mitts
They're always too busy taming wild starfish
Just grab that hot pan straight out of the oven,
And get yourself some hot meatloaf lovin'.

Real men don't use oven mitts
They're like a glove, but they never fit
They're always too big or always too small,
Real men should never use them at all.